New Year count down

Dear Friends,

Warm wishes from toureiffelon this New Year’s Eve!

2008 was one of my most amazing years todate….I hope I won’t turn back to these lovely memories but will build new ones with all of you.

Enjoy the moment, carpe diem and Happy New Year from the bottom of my heart and soul!

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  1. New Year Greetings

    I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to
    say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyers yesterday, and on their advice I wish to say the following to you my dear
    friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
    low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions
    of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
    others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
    generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
    to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country) and
    without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
    greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / himself or others and is void where
    prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
    usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
    first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly
    inconvenienced.

    For those in the Dominion of Canada, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and the rest of the world (including
    New Zealand and Tasmania) –

    I wish you a Happy New Year.”

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